>Fair play, Russell Brand’s good! I dream of writing a piece for The Leader which merits a headline like this one from today’s Guardian:

“Manchester United’s cyborg keeper put zoetrope-toting Tottenham to shame
Where United had technology on their side, Harry Redknapp had to rely on cave paintings and lucky charms.”

I haven’t read it yet (it’s here if you want to try to beat me to it.) but I’m bracing myself for a disappointment. How could any article live up to that billing?